Monday, May 18, 2009

Beaten


Someone beat me to the punch by a long shot. http://www.dhmo.org/

The internet is really really good at making us afraid. If I remember correctly it was razor blades in candied apples, food coloring, MSG, trans fats, and now high fructose corn syrup helping us to make the 'correct' purchases. Well, be on the lookout for dihydrogen monoxide. And remember, anything we don't understand is scary. Don't bother listening to those who do understand, they're out to get you.

Celebrities with well written testimonials, beautiful faces, and sparkling white teeth are the only ones that can be trusted. Anyone on television meets at least two of the previously mentioned three criteria for credibility, so I would take their word as gospel.

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